Today was FREAKIN' KICKASS! - Kinda.

Omfg :D Today was sooo fun.

At first it was just Dan and I (Notice anything?) and I was thinkin' after Robbie, Jonnie and Joel couldn't come out 'Awww fuckk!! It's just gonna be Dan and I, isn't it? lammeee DX'

And Edwin was busy being raped to answer his phone.

But then Robbie came and I started showing them my master ninja skills ;)

WARNING: Do NOT try and jump on a bin and then skillfully grab onto a pole and slide down. It would NOT work.

My knees smashed into the pole while I was in mid air and I collapsed onto the ground in pain.

Robbie saw it. He laughed. A lot.

Yeah, then Edwin came along, that was fun too. We waited for Jonnie to be able to come out.

"Sorry guys, I can't come out now, I'm busy with my dad for the next couple of hours"

;) Ok, whatever Jonnie.

Then we ALL hang out, like a big gay happy family.

The forest was fun, but there were no cows to chase us. Lammmeee.

However there were 'underaged children going into an isolated area, the perfect oppertunity for us to have some fun'

*licks lips*

But we went inside and they were gone. *sigh*

Inside the forest I mean, Edwin climbed this really messed up kinda going to the side tree with no ground XD

It was really unbalanced, so naturally I filmed it.

Nothing.

Such a massive tention build just for the biggest anti-climax EVER.


Then we saw the horses!!! :D

Yes, I know this sounds lame, and I hate the horses near school

howeverrrr!!!

Dan left so this nasty tramp horse was a great substitute for him; we named the horse Dan.

Then Robbie left.

So after we was satisfied with our horse watchings (one got an erection and some other horse went crazy and started trying to eat some other horses arse while it ran away, then Dan started orgasming at Jonnies touch so I think we've discovered Jonnies magic ability: to be able to make horses orgasm at a single touch.)

..And sheep watchings...(one sheep was on a sneeze frenzy o.o and their testicles are just ridiciously big.)

..We went to the park. There we all got bored after a while so we played dares and went home.

Edwin makes me laugh so much, I don't see how he can do so many insane things without laughing XD It's just ...mind boggling.

Don't laugh at my queer word choice, I just couldn't think up another way of putting it.

I just finished Eflen Lied.

I didn't cry. Infact at the end when the guy and little girl randomly exploded and died I laughed insanely.

Explostions, child abuse and kittens are basically everything my humour revolves around.

Oh my fucking god, I'm still laughing at what Jack Stevens said to me like AGES ago.

Kid:"Dad, I'm bored"
Dad: *punches*
"and now you're unconscious"

This is maybe the funniest joke i've ever heard in my life XD You get THREE claps Jack, well done.

God I'm bored. I had a hyper moment going outside today and now I'm totally drained of all immaturity.

Erghh, I feel my age, what a drag.

Maybe I should make myself look like the joker off Batman and go around saying 'Why so serious?'

Last time I was bored, I stuck out my tongue for 83 minutes, beating Sophie's 70 mins ;)

And before that I went around for an hour with my face only touching the floor or walls.

Wait no.. last time I was bored I interviewed my door with Jack, didn't I?

"You open up to EVERYONE, all you are is a nasty little whore. Look at you, you even have a knob..."

Oh yeah, then when I was bored so I boiled icecream with sophie..

We then added everything else we could see

- School vouchers
- Fridge contents
- Medcains

Etc..

It all bubbled over into this giant mess so I went outside into the neighbours front garden and poured the boiling pot into their front yard.

Well, onto my hand.

Yes, yes it hurt like a fucking bitch.

Not really much else to say..

I'm going now, so you can go and eat cinnamon or summin.

I dare you.

BAIIIIII!!!