Memorise my room because unless you have a 12 inch penis, you're not gonna be seeing it again.

Memorise my room because unless you have a 12 inch penis, you're not gonna be seeing it again.

Tuesday, 11 May 2010

PENGUINS!! D'X

I was dancing in my reflection to myself at a window... outside my friend daniels house. I didn't realise his mum was on the other side looking at me confused, when i realised she was there I screamed and ran, which made her scream XD

and shes never met me before then so i musta been some random kid dancing in her front garden looking into her house.

Atleast, I don't think shes seen me before then..

I told Daniel that I couldn't see her because it was dark in there.. do Dan called me racist because she's black XD then Jonnie goes for a white person 'I couldn't see you, it was too light in there!'

Yeah, I didn't mean it like that! XD even if she was white that doesn't suddenly make me able to see in the dark.



I went a bit weird in PE today, I had like a super hyper moment and started eating the grass with my face like a cow and then going up some hill with all my arms and legs straight shouting in a low voice 'I'm an Abbisaurus-BLAHHHH' D8<

Kara looked so confused.


We played rounders and right before the game I was holding the bat like

Abbi: 'THROW THE BALL JESS THROW THE BALL :D"

Jess: "but i think we are going down there now to practi-"

Abbi: "THROW THE FUCKING BALL JESS D:<"

Jess: *hesitant* "I know, it's just that everyones-

Abbi: "I WANT TO HIT THE FUCKING BALL. THROW IT"

Jess: *looks over shoulder and starts moving back, as I move closer* But I can't throw and-"

Abbi: *stomps foot* "I WANNA HIT IT! Throw it throw it :D NOWWWWW!!!!!"

Jess: What if you accidentally hit me?

Abbi: I won't :D !!!

Jess: Urghh.. *goes to throw.. stops. Looks at my glare, then does underarm throw*

Abbi: *smacks the balls and hits Jess in the neck* ...Ahh. *awkwarddd* Sorry!!!

And in all awkward moments after hitting some girl you've never met before that is still relatively new to the school, I ran over to the innocent Rachel, leaped mid air (face first) and bit her leg.

Then I picked up a rock, threw it REALLY high in the air and caught it in my mouth.

Everyone looked impressed but went 'EWWWW ABBI WHAT THE FUCK! Did you see that!??'

Until I smiled and my lip was bleeding.



Seeing as I was already in pain, I decided to pick up a rounders ball (which are larger then my mouth and very hard) throw that too high in the air and catch it in my mouth.

It smashed into my lip and I felt it swelling.. then I started bleeding more.

It was worth it.

I need a hamster...

a hamster by the name of 'Sparky'.

I've seen a cat on fire before, I wonder if a hamster would react the same way./

Or a small child.



Formspring for some reason I don't know doesn't let me log in, so if you've asked me a question then oh... well yeah. Sorrryyyy.



NO! I JUST THOUGHT OF A PENGUIN - AGAIN!

That's like the 3rd time I've lost the game today DX and this game reminds me of 'the game' which made me lose that too DX 'FECK'


I'm bored of writing now.. You bore me.

Bore into me with you deep black sexy computer monitor eyes ;)


I should be doing revising, but instead I'm writing up about how I should be doing it.

Wow I just confused myself, which isn't hard.

PENGUINS AGAIN! DX

The word hard reminded me of my mum (dunno why?) which reminded me of Jonnie (no idea why again XD - he did my mum?) which reminded me of penguin Jonnie XD WHICH REMINDED ME OF PENGUINS DX

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FACEROLL!

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Faceroll complete.

...BAIII!!!!!!!

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