My blog today was very poor.. I was spending my time doing this questionaire. I'll just post it (though its in my notes on facebook)

1. Name, please.
Abigail Chloe Shannon - Harris, at your service. Please, just call me Abbi Shannon xD

2. Approximate Age?
15 and years 7 months

3. Are you happy in your life?
Meh, it's alright I suppose, better then being dead.

4. Do you feel like anything is missing? If so, what do you want?
Yeah, my sanity.

I lost it the second I walk in on my parents having sex.

5. Do you plan on being a musician/artist/writer?
Yep, artist. Maybe go into teaching...

6. Do you think you are artistic?
Ofc ;)

7. Have you ever tried hard drugs?
Err... well... *next question*

8. If so, have they changed your life?
Nope.. i'm still alive arn't I?

9. What age would you like to die?
I will never die. :|

10. Would you let your kids smoke weed?
Weed? That's for ammatures :)

11. Are you an angry person?
NO D8<

12. Do you laugh a lot, but don’t really mean it?
All the freakin' time. I laugh even when someone says summin unfunny, I don't like hurting their feelings XD

13. Do you like to think you are popular?
AHAHHAHAHAHHA, No.

14. Describe your most terrifying dream.
Pfft, *gets out list*

Every dream I have is filled with pain, torture and the death of loved ones.

When I was 8 I had dreams that I watched my whole family being ripped to streds by giant three headed dogs (that werent called fluffy) as I was tied and gagged to the ceiling watching everything.

Another was going to my grandads funeral after he had a heart attack

Watching my mother fall through a skyscraper from the top as all the floors beneth her crumbled away (fat or what?!)

Being trapped in a pyramid while mummies where coming to isolate us from the rest of our family and rip us up alive. everywhere was a maze filled with traps, boulders and various obstacles.

When I was 4 I had a dream about a possessed vaccuum cleaner with an aboriginal mask on.

But, my very worst dream was the dream of pure happyness and land of imagination. I was bouncing across smiley faced giant mushrooms outside with flowers, giant bunnies that greeted me with heart warming smiles, rainbows and clouds shaped in adorable pictures and around the border was fire and hell. The only way to escape was to go through the vortex of all things smiley and wrestle Yoshi from Mario.

I never could beat him.

15. What band would you die to see live?
Die? ...Dramatic. But probably Papa Roach.

16. How would you like to die?
Random heart attack while biting into a Mcdonalds burger.

I'd prefer it if a little child was holding a birthday party there, though it's not necissary.

17. What’s your opinion on self-mutilation?
... *next question*

18. Do you believe in capitalism?
... *next question*

19. Communism?
FFS! *next question*

20. Libertarianism?
... *facepalm*

21. Would you rather be an anarchist or a socialite?
Because I know what these are

22. Freedom of speech or controlled society?
Freedom of speech obviously.

23. Obama or Bush?
Bush, he was more fun to take the piss out of and he prooved to us all how much America fails.

24. Would you consider yourself intelligent?
*dribbles*

25. When was the last time you cried?
Yesterday.. a fly flew into my eye.

26. When was the last time you laughed?
10 minutes ago (it was my own joke) XD

27. Who is your last text from?
Amanda Ratcliffe :)

28. What did it say?
RUDE! :O

whatever-

"Aha yeh but ... XD

his hair is ok i liked his old one better tho :-/"

Happy now?

29. Ever had your ass kicked?
Litrally? or beaten up? because literally, yeah.

30. What’s your middle name?
You asked me my name already dumbfuck; Chloe.

31. Single or taken?
TAKEN BY MY MR GERARD SNUFFLES JACKJACK STEVENS! XXXX <3

32. If taken, do you love this person?
Obviously, otherwise I wouldn't date him.

33. If single, what are you looking for in someone?
I'm not single, but I do look for humour and nice ears. The ears are everything :|

(ANDDD gorgeous eyes)

34. Sex or love?
Love ^^

35. Who is your best friend?
Amanda Ratcliffe probably, but I don't really have only one best friend, I have multiple..

36. Why is this person your best friend?
Because shes hilarious and beautiful and smart and gives me food nom :) and shes very VERY good with gossip XD

37. Are you moody?
Lmao XD If you woulda asked me that yesterday I woulda fuckin bit your head off.

38. Are you depressed?
I was, it's not nice XD

39. What do you think of abortion?
Good, it's better then raising an unwanted child or a child in a poor environment or whatever.

40. Are you in a good mood today?
Meh.

41. If not, why are you not?
I'm soaking wet from walking my dogs in the rain for an hour.. we was going across mud and Keiko saw another dog and ran.. a fell on my arse infront of some lady. Nice.

42. Are you afraid of the swine flu?
That was like a year ago XD No, and wasn't then either.

43. Are you afraid to be yourself?
Wtf, thats a fail fear XD

44. What would you label yourself?
Awesome.

45. Do you live with your parents?
Yes.... I'm only 15.

46. How many siblings do you have?
Does my brother being adopted count?

He's in denial, but someone as retarded as him can't surely be related to me.

47. Do you wear skinny jeans?
All the time.. well, or skirts.

48. Are you emo?
Everyone says I am T-T I AM NOT EMO.

49. Are you aware that all emo kids look exactly the same?
Lmao XD What do you have against emos? anyways, yeah, so do chavs, people interested in fashion (yanno the floral look thats in fashion that makes girls look like old women) and other cliqués.... and no they really don't.

50.Are you a hater?
Hater of the toaster popping and making me jump and wobbly tables, yes.

51. Are you anti-racist?
I really couldn't give a fuck about racism, it's not something big on my mind. Someone calls me white trash/Honky I couldn't care less. I don't go throwing around racist comments either..(excluding when I'm drunk, then I have no care about my actions)

52. Explain your personality in 3 words.
Awesome.
Funny. (not hilarious though)
Twisted.

53. What do you wish your name was?
Humphrey Virgin.

54. How old do you want to be when you get married?
24?

55. What do you want to name your kids?
Aiden, Sasha, James, Ashley (girl) ... something like that.

56. What kind of hairstyle do you want?
Really long, side fringe and max volume at the top...

57. When was the last time you brushed your teeth?
This morning. Well, afternoon.. I woke up at 1.30pm.

58. What are you wearing right now?
My little pony top and blue skinny jeans.

59. Say something random.
The 57 on Heinz ketchup bottles represents the number of varieties of pickles the company once had. Guns go bang.

60. What do you wear to bed?
I have SO many pjs.. polar bear ones ;) oh yeah, shorts with paws on or zebra patterned trousers with a cute grey top or hug me top or whatever. and ALWAYS socks.

61. What color is your underwear?
they're white and have got rainbow hearts on... XD

62. Am I getting too personal?
I don't care.

63. What’s your view on nihilism?
ffs not again.

64. Pacifism?
this is getting boring.

65. Do you think the drug culture is misunderstood?
Yes :) They are all nice people that just want to have a fun time and get laid by gay rent boys in the act that they really have no idea what they are doing because they are so smashed.

66. Are you a fan of Hunter S Thompson?
...No...

67. Do you read literature?
Do I look like an English teacher to you?

...Or John Dawson?

68. Do you love horror movies?
YES! :D I love the thrill.. but only if watching them with friends.

69. What’s your favourite one?
Pfft.. so many. I love the saws.. and amerterville (I've spelt that wrong...)

70. Do you like comedies?
YupYup XD American pie FTW!

71. Are you a smoker?
NEVER! DX

72. Do you smoke cigars/cigarillos?
NOOOOOO DX

73. Do you have anger problems?
Nope.

74. Do you know someone who has a mental illness?
Yes XD It's very funny.

75. Have you had someone close to you die of cancer?
Nope, but I know people with cancer..

76. What do you want to be next Halloween?
OH! I planned this months ago but I can't remember xD It was an AWESOME idea..

OH YEAHH!! some dead ballet girl like in the music video helena XD

77. What grade are you in?
10, soon to be 11.

78. When do you graduate?
...

79. Do you talk to yourself?
All.The.time. I'm so interesting ;)

80. What color are your toenails?
Black (nail varnish ofc XD)

81. Has anyone ever told you you have a nice smile?
People scream when I smile.

Most likely because at the time I've either got hold of their hair while looking down on them or drilling in their windpipes. (ok then, not scream, they gurgle and twitch)

82. Nice eyes?
I have no eyes.

They are just tunnels drilling into your soul.

83. Ever broken a bone?
yeah, my friends.

84. Got a black eye?
twice. People stared at me like i'm even more of a freak then I already am.

85. Nose bleed?
Never.

86. Ever been so mad you cried?
Yep XP

87. What’s your favourite quote?
My Mother was like a sister to me, only we didn't have sex quite so often.

88. Are you listening to anything right now?
Yes, my brains talking to itself about Hello Kitty and incest.

89. What are you addicted too?
Facebook, Heroine and porn.

90. Do you like silver hair?
No, it makes you look old and haggard xP

91. Would you ever fight a famous boxer?
WTF NO. I'm not suicidal XD

92. Could you take on kimbo slice?
...Is that a famous boxer? His name reminds me of cheesecake.

93.Can you even fist fight?
Yes...

94. Do you work out?
I can't do anything that is related to working out, which means pe, maths, relationships or ANYTHING XD

95. Are you in good physical condition?
Yep

96. Do you get creeped out by puppets?
Nuhuh! Punch and Judy FTW XD yay abuse.

97. If you could be any celebrity by one day, who would you be?
For* and Angelina Jolie, I'll kill Brad Pitt, get all the money and send it to me before my days up and then couldn't care less when I'm back in my body and she's in prison.

98. Do you have any phobias?
Wasps.

Oh my fucking GOD I can't stand them.

I'm scared of bees and they are nasty too, but nothing in comparison.

Needles, blood and flesh.

Needles links with flesh and blood... I don't like the idea of metal piercing through tissue and potentially hitting a vein..

I had blood drawn from me through a needle one. OH MY FUCKING GOD. O.o

99. Ever been mauled by a wild animal?
Does Jonnie count?

100. Do you think you could be a Suicide Girl?
Most likely XD

101. What about a playboy bunni?
..no

102. Are you an insomniac?
...

103. Do you take birth control?
Nope.

104. Are these questions pointless?
Yes, and REALLY boring.

105. Favourite color?
I don't have one..

106. Pce out!
Fuck you.