Dreams and a retarded brother.

I've never cried of laughter before now..

Oliver had a go at me for absolutely no reason:

"ABBI STOP DOWNLOADING! ITS MESSING UP MY INTERNET!"

"I'm not... I'm on facebook stalking someone"

"well, youtube? serious msning??!!!"

"Nope and nope..."

"fine, whatever" *shut my bedroom door*

*DUHDUHDUHDUHDUH*

"...ow"

I lost the will to stand :L I just ran out my room and burst into tears from laughter XD



I love it when people go up to me and say my hairs really nice like today. You want to all know my secret? It's because it's unwashed, unbrushed, unstraightened and unloved.


I feel asleep today and my brother woke me up. He was only giving me the phone because Dad wanted to ring me about buying me more clothes .. but this didn't stop me from fucking ripping Oliver to pieces.

I'm VERY nasty when woken from a dream, espeshially if the dream was awesome.

Which it was. I was at an airport with all my friends planning to go to some country (we didn't plan which one) and we missed the plane so we rolled along and a super fast cart. I had to run and jump on because fucking Jonnie was trying prevent me getting on XD

I also had a dream that I was friends with the Devil O.o he wouldn't stop killing my friends though because he wanted to be the only one close to me because he loved me. I got pissed and started yelling at him because he ripped off the heads of two people I think are a bit twatish (I won't name these XD) but I was like 'Fuck! I didn't want there heads ripped off and placed infront of me'.


I've nicknamed all my friends now:

Jack: Mr.Snuffles
Jak: JakJak
John: JonJon
Daniel: DanDan
Jonnie: Jammie
Edwin: EdFail
Amanda: Manda/Amango
Lauren: It.
Joel: Mr. Tibbles
Robbie: Muffins
Chloe: Clo-he


and I'm AbiFail rather then Abigail (Imaginatively thought up by Daniel, you have one clap)

*Clap*

I hope you're proud.

Oh, and Tylers TiTi.. or summing like that, but I don't use that one XD and my cousin Sophie's: SophieWofieLemonSmofieLofieOfBREADDDDDDDDDDD

So.. tired..

OH! DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES IS ON!

Fuck you guys, I'm going.

BAIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!