Pain.

The joy of bringing pain.

Like Jonnie, recently he has felt a lot of pain. Only coincidentally is it all revolved around me.

So I threw a rock at him?! So what?

I threw a rock (Translation: bolder) at Edwin too and all he did was smile like the little retard he is.

And then I stole matches from the science lab.. and brought deoderant to school.

Flamethrowers are actually pretty fun, too bad the last match exploded on Jonnies arm. This made me smile, a lot.

And Lucas filmed it. Ha.

Alsooo today I brought in hair jel and said (Dan)iel (DanDan/Needle Dick) could do my hair.

Oh the regrets.

I need a bath.

Using the whole.fucking.tub. to put my hair into one massive pointing upwards spike did NOT work. It just flopped to the side like when a guy just realises the woman he married actually has a penis.

This is why waiting to get married before sex is a bad idea.

Niks back from being stuck in Cyprus!! :D :D :D!!!! I finally have someone to talk to again, fuck I was bored. Listening in lessons is such a drag.

Oh and got an A in my English, again. Now that I don't have annoying people distracting me every two seconds because they are being neglected by their dads is really helping my education.

*sniggers*

And I'm so glad people have fucked off because them waving their arms in the air screaming in the act to try and be funny is really just embarrassing.

No names, of course. But if you know who i'm specifically talking about then tchyeah, they must do it, mustn't they? XD

Like a second ago I went to get icecream and I got pins and needles in both my feet! (yes, I know saying this is just totally pointless and you most likely don't care, but it was so weird XD!!!)
Like walking on loadsa... pins and needles.

Just without the blood or pain.



Daniel stabbed me. In my hand. I have a red circle where his pen actually went threw my fucking hand.

A fucking PEN daniel, what the fuck is wrong with you!? I try and brush your hair and this is how you react?

"Don't do it Abbi! I'm crazy!" *buldging eyes*

No shit sherlock. But I didn't think you'd freakin' STAB me.

I don't wanna be your idol anymore, I think I've taught you too much on the path of psychotic torture and kittens. You're turning perhaps more vicious then me.

Perhaps.

Is it true I made Jonnies shoulder bleed when I bit it? OVER his blazor? Fuck. *proud face*

I hope his teeth mark shaped bruise hurts like fuck :)


I still don't understand - after watching multiple times on youtube - how penguins have sex.

OMFG! mum just came in and gave me a bag of Maoams. Today is like the best day of my life. Besides the fact that I got REALLY pissed off today and I haven't been really pissed off in a long time. It was only like 30 seconds of pure hate though, I'm ok now XD

I don't think there's much more to talk about..

Oh wait. I was supposed to stop swearing for a day, wasn't I?

Well that plan fucked up.

gotta go, suicidal dog. T-T