Mum...? O.o

So my mum woke up at like 3 this morning...

Well, sleep walking...

and she leaned over dad and said "It's too lumpy and bumpy!!"

So she went to the bathroom, took off the lid on the towel basket thing and sat on it and began having a piss xD

Dad shouted at her "SARAH! THAT'S THE FUCKING TOWEL BASKET!!"

"..NO IT'S NOT!!!"

The next day when mum woke up, dad was giving her really weird looks but my 'claims' she can't remember this and it was all a dream.



I wonder if my dogs can sleep walk?



Erghhh, still gotta do my english coursework.. for tomorrow. BLEH!


OOOHHH!! It's Robbies birthday! YAY! I brought in cake for everyone and a box of celebrations for Robbie, arn't I so fucking nice? :D

(I got the tiniest slice of cake outta the whole thing... 'what a fucking liberty')

Ok, I think that's it for todayyy


BAIIII!!!