Memorise my room because unless you have a 12 inch penis, you're not gonna be seeing it again.

Memorise my room because unless you have a 12 inch penis, you're not gonna be seeing it again.

Wednesday, 28 April 2010

Sleep deprived... -_- Zzzz

Oh shittt I need to sleep. I'm staying up at stupid times on facebook and MSN and I need sleep.

I can't believe I've never fallen asleep in a lesson before, but then again, I'd rather not have penis' drawn on my face, thanks.

People are so imaginative, if they were to draw ANYTHING on a science book, someones arm, park apparatus I can guartantee 90% of the time it will be a penis... or a certain persons mobile number titled 'Gay sex line'.


Ahaha, Sophie, I wonder if anyones called it yet? XD Next time we are in London we'll post them around :')


I don't get to see Jack for another week :/ Wow, this is gonna suck so much. MEHEH DX

buttt ATLEAST THE NEXT HOUSE OF NIGHT SERIES ARE OUTTT!! And imah read the ending as fast as possible even though I hate rushing good books.. just so some twat doesn't tell me the ending.

*grumbles something unaudiable with Amanda and Renesmee mixed within*

You bitch Amanda XD I shall NEVER forgive you.

And I shall bid my time, until one day when you least expect it

BAM

You wake up outside on a lilo in a giant pond with your pubes and eyebrows cellotaped to your face.

And a knife on your stomach, so when you suddenly sit up in shock it will fall off onto the lilo...

Heh heh heh mother fucker.

Like as I put onto my status..

I ate glue today. It was seriously not fun. It like coated my tooth in glue and got everywhere and after I swollowed it (and not just a small pansy amount) my insides started burning.

Yayyy pain.

Ahhh it sucked.

Once again I went art catchup, only to go on the computers searching naked children being licked out by goats.

*sigh* I REALLY need to do work.


DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES NOW, SHIT BAIII!!

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