Memorise my room because unless you have a 12 inch penis, you're not gonna be seeing it again.

Memorise my room because unless you have a 12 inch penis, you're not gonna be seeing it again.

Saturday, 24 April 2010

Nicknames are fun... so is a bleeding lip.

Why hello.

How are you?

:)







*Shudders at extreme niceness*

Joanie says ♪ ♫ gimme gimme moore gimme moore gimme gimme moore ;) ♪ ♫

Yay, see Joanie, now everyone knows the song I've made for you.

Don't you all like it sooooo much?

I'm proud muchly, hense why I am sending it so all of you can see it.

This has pleased me.

I am now happy.



HAPPY DANCE TIME!


It doesn't really work unless i'm on msn, does it?

N'awhh, what a shame. You people don't get to see my dance in extreme joy.

I suppose only DanDan and EdFail get to see it.



I know DanDan loves my happy dance :) Don't you DanDan?


I hasa formspring, did you all know this?

Well I do I do.

It's been spammed by Hannah got Rapely, Irish and the illegal Immigrant.

I'm going to the doctors next week because mum's worried about my 5 month old cough.

I don't want her to kill my cough!

I mean, 3 months ago I even named it.

It's become a part of me :|


....

Enjoy Sir Coffalot.

Everyone with 1 syllable in their name are now getting a nickname..

Or like with Joanie you are getting one anyways.

Coz AbbiAbbi doesn't work, does it?


I'm not sure what I should call Edwin, EdFail or Eddy.


I'm extremely bored. But well, is this not obvious?

*sigh*

Wow, if you're reading this you must really love me ;) because my blog is really just me babbling on about pointless shit so you must be sooo obssessive ;)

Yay stalkers.


I was supposed to see Jack on Tuesday

Then Wednesday

Then Friday...

Ergh, I haven't seen him for over a week. This SUCKKKSSS

IT SUCKKKKSSSS

SUCKKYYY SUCK SUCKKKSSS


Sucks.

And now I might not be able see him tomorrow too.

Yay for sarcastic happy faces.



Arghhh my dog's a little bitch.

NEVER try and teach them the path of evil as a puppy.

Really, it's NOT fun.

I shouldn't of annoyed the fuck outta her too much - She' now vicious.


It's a beautiful sunny day. I come home from a long day at school to find my excited little fluff balls of joy desperate for my attention.

"Awhh, Keiko. Who's a beautiful girl? Who's a beautiful-" "MUNCH."

"MY FACE!!!! DX IT'S BLEEDING!!" *screams and runs away*


*random explostion and dies* (translation: BAIII!!)

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