Erm... how the fuck do I work this?

So, I have a blog

Well. This is boring.

It's kinda hard talking... theres no one to talk back.

Yanno, no really a flo.. ok what have I done.
It says its not on bold font, but quite obviously it is.


FUCK I hate computers.


Almost as much as why kitchen tiles are stereotypically checkered black and white.


Or dogs.


They suck anus SOOO badl- ok wtf. whys my font normal again?


*sigh* God this sucks.

...Jacks just talking about how it's physically impossble to give himself a blow job.

Really? Oh REALLY? How come I lick myself out on a regular basis then?

Dumbass.

That guys obviously not trying hard enough.

He should put effort into it, like with my dog Monty and his sexual attraction towards his bed...

*Montys humping bed*
"GOOD BOY MONTY! GET IN THERE!"
*Grabs bed and vibrates to give Monty more ...happyness*

"Abbi.. what are you doing?"
"GO ON BOY! G- ooh, shiiitt. Hi mum."