Well Jack's dead. Oh noes. But it's okay, he's resurrecting on the 15th so he can come see me the next day.
I think I am like occasionally going out of consciousness, picking off my keyboard ..keys? And like hiding them around the house.
In the last 5 minutes I've managed to lose my F4, 4, 6 and 7 buttons... to add to the collection of the g, b and spacebar.
Fuck my laptops a mess and my dad's screaming at me "I'M NOT HAVING A GO AT YOU BUT-"
"- but you clearly are"
"okay then, okay, fine. Maybe if I give you the number of the repair man YOU can sort out everything and pay for it all after you buy all the correct keys for your laptop, THEN I bet all of a sudden your keys won't be missing so quickly..."
"But if I dunno how they went how the hell would... *facepalm* whatever. It's not like I'm purposely ripping them off, god"
Dumbarse.
Okay, so even though I've been doing guitar for like well... for like 5 days about 6 weeks ago (until I got bored) and added on another 3 days because I've started again xD Yanno I'm getting alright. I mean I can do bits of paramore, not whole songs but like the beginning of pressure, misery business and careful and I can do all of Love drunk by boys like girls but still, even though I THINK I'm okay.. It's annoying knowing so many people that play electric guitar T-T Because in conparison I might as well just die in a hole now.
And now, strangely enough, English has become my best subject. The fuck. Why am I suddenly doing so awesome at English??! It.doesn’t.make.sense. XD I’m like aiming for A*s now, this is crazy. My best subjects SUPPOSED to be art O_o not drama.. I can’t be fucked to do the coursework because I’m CONSTANTLY doing my art at home o_o
Nik naks are really nice.
I think I’m slowly getting an obsession with Jared Leto..
Probably because Jack said he hates him ;D
Okay, so to add to my list of obsessions:
MR BLOBBY YOU MOTHERFUCKIN’ GORGEOUS BLOB YOU.
JAMES STARK<333333333333333333
MAX HOTSTUFF GREEN
ANDY SIXX!!
JAMES STARKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
ALEX GASKGARTH<333 <----OMFGGG
JAMES STARKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *orgasm*
Jack Stevens.
xD
I kid Jack :D YOU ARE THE MOST GORGEOUS GUY IN THE WORLD (Mr Blobby) AND I LOVE YOU!
X'D
:| No.
Okay erm.. it's like 11pm and all I can here is Jazz music and fuckin' repetitive banging.
You'd think it's mum and dad but dad just shouted "who's making that fuckin' noise?!'
..And the only other two people alone are my older brother Oliver and Mum.
I'm not fucking joking. This sounds sick.
Baiii, I'm gonna go look for the gun.
OH btw, to explain the title: I said I was gonna die my pubes ginger before I die just because... well, I can?
See yaz.
Monday, 2 August 2010
Sunday, 27 June 2010
117 reasons why I love Jack Stevens (MORE)
1. He has a really irrisistable belly that I just wanna eat so much D:! ...but he won't let me. Lammeeeeeee.
2. He fails at wearing my clothes. Yes, this is a positive. Now I know I'll never be in the situation where:
'Honey! I'm hom- HOLY FUCK WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!'
2. he is so funny :D He can entertain me for hours, I have never once been bored with him.
3. When he kisses me I swear i like stop thinking all together XD And my eyes go all fluttery.. wtf?? D:
4. his snail trail is sex. I.Love.It. XD Don't ask why, I dunno, but it's a part of him so hey :D
5. His hair is just so brush my fingers through-ish XD I can't stop touching it... i think his noticed how much I touch it. If he hasn't then why the fuck not?!
6. Right now I'm supposed to be doing my English coursework in the attempt to get an A* so I need TOTAL CONCENTRATION.. but instead I'm just thinking about him and writing this about him BECAUSE I LOVE HIM (more) :D
7. <---- You're NOT 7, which is great. Makes a nice change from the usual.
8. His fuckin' AWESOME at guitar and I love sitting there watching him play :D His always going on about how he fucked up or whatever but I never notice and even when I do he still kicks my arse xD
9. Everything he does is impressive
10. He is superior to me and my uber poopie-faced ways :)
11. He is the only guy that actually accepts me for who I am :D He doesn't care if sometimes I'm immature or a tad nasty or boring and sleepy or whatever. Well, as far as I know. xD
12. We can talk about anything without getting awkward, it's awesome. he's awesome :D!
13. He has a penis. I say this because if he had a vagina I wouldn't be interested in him XD ...Unless I just found out now. Which would beg the question
1. How the FUCK I didn't notice before
2. What the fuck am I gonna do now!? I mean.. Id still love her/him I guess but also sorry but I'm not gonna lick you out or finger you or let you touch me anymore XD
14. He isn't pushy about anything. Seriously Jack, you're not. It would be pushy if I didn't wanna do the things we're doing... ;)(Such as dressing up my dogs and having tea parties in tents made out of quilts....)
15. <-- a number under 16, which makes me think of how rebelious you are in being so keen in breaking the rules.
16. I love how you want to be with me forever and how I want the same.
17. I love your smile
18. I love the way you look at me like nothing else in the world matters
19. You make me feel so important and beautiful for the few fast passing hours I see you.
20. You give me goosebumps when you touch me sometimes.
21. You give me butterflies... not literally ):
22. I want to just wrap up in your arms and fall asleep all the time ):
23. I struggle going to bed when you don't say goodnight.
24. I need you with me all the time if I am to function properly D:
...so I have adopted a new imaginary Jack. Say hi to Jake Sniffles.
25. I have to pretend Mr. Bunni is you because otherwise I feel alone, cold and unprotected :/ I wish I could fall asleep with you so much.
26. Don't even get me started on yoiur eyes. They are immense. Like I'm being washed away by a wave and being clensed of everything bad in the world because right there with you I'm totally in my sanctuary.
27. You haven't yet punched me in the face. This is always a plus side.
28. You're not all 'ewwww you have a scar on your chest, gross' because i'm uber self conscious about that and you didn't make a big deal :D That made me feel great.
29. You're an AWESOME kisser. I'm not just saying that to make you feel good or whatever... you really are like number 1 kisser so far :D
30. When I first met you (just got butterflies again XD) That was such an incredible experiance. It was like an old blind man having sight for the first time.
31. You have a fucking SEXEH body.
32. You always compliment me :D
33. You send morning texts EVERY day and never fail to not do so.
34. I don't think you know just how much I smile whenever I read a text from you, espeshially a morning text.
35. You're texts mean so much to me that once (i think 3 days ago) one made me burst into tears xD dw, happy tears XD
36. We share the mutual hate towards Jonnie.
37. You influence my life so much :D You're like my idol.
38. you're not gay, yayyy :D I mean wtf, a goodlooking, nice, cool guy that's NOT gay???!!!
39. You love me :D (aparently)
40. I love how slim you are :D You're not like gross skinny but you're just perfect to wrap my arms around and you don't kill me when you lye on me :D
41. You're skin is so soft. HOW IS IT SO SOFT!!???? You must use baby oil...
42. you're so nice its unbelievable.
43. You always insist on buying me things and stuff you think I might like.
44. I don't ever feel awkward around you when doing things.
45. I love how your room is a total mess because it makes me feel less of a tramp if yours is just the same xD (I always tidy like FUCKKK before you come)
46. I love how you can make my breathing turn to like hyperventiliating in only minutes. xD
47. I love your sense of music :D Because it's like almost exactly like mine.. besides the muse bit.
48. I LOVE HOW WE ARE GONNA WATCH PARAMORE TOGETHER :D <3
49. I love how you are already deciding on what to get me for my birthday even though it's MONTHS away :D But seriously, you telling me you love me is enough for me :) xxxxxxxxxx
50. I love how you never use smiley faces. I fucking hate smiley faces. Yes, I felt dirty using the one in 49... but I try and avoid the :P face too and I over use the XD face.
51. I love how you look in guyliner ;)
52. I love how you kiss me loads, and then stop to look into my eyes and leave me waiting wishing I could just kiss you more and how you build the tension that drives me fuckin' INSANE :D then you kiss me like epic loads :D :D
53. I love how I always look like a fuckin' tramp next to you and your gorgeousness, LOL Jks I hate it. But I do love your gorgeousness and thinking how lucky I am to have someone so totally out of my league as you :D xxxxxxxx
54. You're so intellegent. DON'T say you're not because you're by far smarter then me so that would just be an insult. ACCEPT IT.
55. I love how you drink from wine glasses XD ...Just like my brother :|
56. I love how we have little mini fights sometimes on my bed and how I always win ;)
57. I love your sex face :L though we haven't had sex.
58. I love how you don't try controling me and you let me do what I want freely, like piercing my lip (which I plan to do when I'm 16...)
59. I love your dress sense :D
60. I love it when you kiss my neck.
61. I love you picture (; <3
62. I love your nipples ;D
63. Omfg this was supposed to be the first one.. I love your butt ;) You have such a nice arse :D
64. You're hair makes you all manly and sexy ;) I likey. No hair = gross.
65. I love your sexy face ;D
66. I love how you made me switch from 'him' to 'you' until just now because I'm imagining saying this to you all now while typing this xD
67. I love your cute face :D Sorry I know guys dislike the word cute but it is D:! I just wanna kiss it all the time :D!!!
68. I FUCKING LOVE YOUR EYEBROWS. I dunno why.. they just feel so strange to mine XD !! They are awesome.
69. You're nose is like so perfect. Like the perfectist nose I be ever coming across :D
70. I hope to still be having sex with you at this age. ;)
71. I love your dick size ;D
72. I love how you look like a weasle because they are so cute XD!
73. I love it when I make you say my name ;D
74. I love when you stroke me, it makes me feel so wanted.
75. I love how protective of me you are :D
76. I love how perfect you are :D
77. I love how I can call you mine and no one else can :D
78. I love how this has been the best relationship I've ever been in :D You make me actually feel like a teenager and not some boring person that has to constantly impress you and act mature.
79. I love how you're the only person I can think about anymore :D You've takebn over my mind.
79. I love how I beat you at everything and you hate it ;) ...Chubbybunny counted. You was poor at that xD
80. I love how you are repulsed by smoking like I am and I hope you never EVER start.
Or i'll kill you. And I'll love doing it.
81. I love how you never go out of your way to hurt me.
82. (as far as I know) I love how you never lie :D ...besides when you say you love me and I'm beautiful etc...
83. I love how while with you I'll always have someone to talk to and someone that would be interested to hear what I'mn saying :D
84. I love how we have conversations about rooms and positions... XD
85. I love when you tell me if I'm turning you on ;D Makes me feel like I've achieved something..
86. I love how you badmouth all the people I hate to make me feel better XD Even if you barely know them :D xxxx
87. I love how you thought I wouldn't be able to make it to 102 because I don't love you = a bad girlfriend. NOT. :) ...I love how I can rather easily think up 102 and even more reasons why I love you without needing to sit here and think for ages because theres uncountable things :D
88. I love how you have unpop buttons so I can just rip your shirt open dramatically like in the movies :L
89. I love how you whisper "I love you" In my ear :D
90. I love how you always have to reply "I love you too" back :D even though you don't have to, it's not a chore :D xxxxxx
91. I love how we get in them little mini fights when we wanna have the most kisses on the end of msn convos or have to be the last to say 'I LOVE YOU (MORE) NIGHT BYE ! XXXXXXXX' before quickly logging off XD xx
92. I love how you expect to still be able to get erections without the help of viagra at this age :L
93. I love how you've named my boobs xD 'Jessy, James. Prepare for trouble! Make it double.' ...XD Meowth, that's right. Guess who that is?
94. I love how pale you are :D with your uber light eyes and blue black hair you look so sexy it's just unbareable :D TAKE ME NOW!
95. I love how you're such a bitch about everyone that pisses you off to me xD
96. I love how you will dance neked for me in the near future, won't you? :)
97. I love how I can trust you. I don't trust anyone and didn't think i'd be able to ever again but I've never been anymore less then myself to you :D I don't have to like wear some kinda mask to fake laughter or pretend I'm happy or anything, because I'm with you I don't need to pretend :D
98. I love how you are like the missing piece in my soul that makes me who I am and only when I'm with you am I complete :D
99. I love how you are repulsed by twi-hards XD
100. I love how we plan to live forever.
101. I love how I hate pizza crusts and you love them so you can just eat mine and then get extra and so I don't have to have any :D See how perfect we are together?
102. We never ever argue unless it's something stupid like pizza crusts... which are gross. GROSS.
103. You said you like my art :D that's like an uber compliment :D Thank youuu
104. We always make cakes/cookies or whatever together :D!!! Because we are unimaginitive for finding things to do.
105. We always watch movies... yet never watch the movie.
106. You try and teach me guitar sometimes - notice the 'try'
107. Yuu dnt abreviate lyk evry wrd
108. I love how you're the perfect mix of friendly/romantic and sexy ;D
109. I love how you wrote 101 lies for me :D
110. I love it when we're kissing and you push me on the bed and totally take over XD (Sophie, you're probably reading this but it's nothing.. seriously)
111. I fucking LOVE how you always sweep your hair to one side :D!! It's like your sexy signiture move XD
112. I love how you always tell me you miss me and how you can't stop thinking about me :D
113. I love your height :D It's the perfect place for me to snuggle into you and kiss your neck
114. I love how totally unselfish you are :D
115. You're sexy when you're angry ... xD
116. I love it when you say I'm better looking then Hayley Williams even though we both know thats a complete lie XP
117. I love you. I love everything about you. You're what gets me up in the morning and go to bed smiling. There is nothing wrong with you and in my eyes nothing ever will be. You're incredible in every single possible way and I'm so proud to call you my boyfriend and to have someone like you even want to talk to me. I love you bso much and always will, I swear i'll try to keep you happy and to never let you down. I'm sorry if I fuck up sometimes but I will never do something on purpose to hurt you because you're what makes me smile. Without you life would be a shit lonely shit hole with only Jonnie to sarcastically cheer to. Please don't ever leave me because I'll never leave you D: (Unless you fucked Oliver).
I love you x
2. He fails at wearing my clothes. Yes, this is a positive. Now I know I'll never be in the situation where:
'Honey! I'm hom- HOLY FUCK WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!'
2. he is so funny :D He can entertain me for hours, I have never once been bored with him.
3. When he kisses me I swear i like stop thinking all together XD And my eyes go all fluttery.. wtf?? D:
4. his snail trail is sex. I.Love.It. XD Don't ask why, I dunno, but it's a part of him so hey :D
5. His hair is just so brush my fingers through-ish XD I can't stop touching it... i think his noticed how much I touch it. If he hasn't then why the fuck not?!
6. Right now I'm supposed to be doing my English coursework in the attempt to get an A* so I need TOTAL CONCENTRATION.. but instead I'm just thinking about him and writing this about him BECAUSE I LOVE HIM (more) :D
7. <---- You're NOT 7, which is great. Makes a nice change from the usual.
8. His fuckin' AWESOME at guitar and I love sitting there watching him play :D His always going on about how he fucked up or whatever but I never notice and even when I do he still kicks my arse xD
9. Everything he does is impressive
10. He is superior to me and my uber poopie-faced ways :)
11. He is the only guy that actually accepts me for who I am :D He doesn't care if sometimes I'm immature or a tad nasty or boring and sleepy or whatever. Well, as far as I know. xD
12. We can talk about anything without getting awkward, it's awesome. he's awesome :D!
13. He has a penis. I say this because if he had a vagina I wouldn't be interested in him XD ...Unless I just found out now. Which would beg the question
1. How the FUCK I didn't notice before
2. What the fuck am I gonna do now!? I mean.. Id still love her/him I guess but also sorry but I'm not gonna lick you out or finger you or let you touch me anymore XD
14. He isn't pushy about anything. Seriously Jack, you're not. It would be pushy if I didn't wanna do the things we're doing... ;)(Such as dressing up my dogs and having tea parties in tents made out of quilts....)
15. <-- a number under 16, which makes me think of how rebelious you are in being so keen in breaking the rules.
16. I love how you want to be with me forever and how I want the same.
17. I love your smile
18. I love the way you look at me like nothing else in the world matters
19. You make me feel so important and beautiful for the few fast passing hours I see you.
20. You give me goosebumps when you touch me sometimes.
21. You give me butterflies... not literally ):
22. I want to just wrap up in your arms and fall asleep all the time ):
23. I struggle going to bed when you don't say goodnight.
24. I need you with me all the time if I am to function properly D:
...so I have adopted a new imaginary Jack. Say hi to Jake Sniffles.
25. I have to pretend Mr. Bunni is you because otherwise I feel alone, cold and unprotected :/ I wish I could fall asleep with you so much.
26. Don't even get me started on yoiur eyes. They are immense. Like I'm being washed away by a wave and being clensed of everything bad in the world because right there with you I'm totally in my sanctuary.
27. You haven't yet punched me in the face. This is always a plus side.
28. You're not all 'ewwww you have a scar on your chest, gross' because i'm uber self conscious about that and you didn't make a big deal :D That made me feel great.
29. You're an AWESOME kisser. I'm not just saying that to make you feel good or whatever... you really are like number 1 kisser so far :D
30. When I first met you (just got butterflies again XD) That was such an incredible experiance. It was like an old blind man having sight for the first time.
31. You have a fucking SEXEH body.
32. You always compliment me :D
33. You send morning texts EVERY day and never fail to not do so.
34. I don't think you know just how much I smile whenever I read a text from you, espeshially a morning text.
35. You're texts mean so much to me that once (i think 3 days ago) one made me burst into tears xD dw, happy tears XD
36. We share the mutual hate towards Jonnie.
37. You influence my life so much :D You're like my idol.
38. you're not gay, yayyy :D I mean wtf, a goodlooking, nice, cool guy that's NOT gay???!!!
39. You love me :D (aparently)
40. I love how slim you are :D You're not like gross skinny but you're just perfect to wrap my arms around and you don't kill me when you lye on me :D
41. You're skin is so soft. HOW IS IT SO SOFT!!???? You must use baby oil...
42. you're so nice its unbelievable.
43. You always insist on buying me things and stuff you think I might like.
44. I don't ever feel awkward around you when doing things.
45. I love how your room is a total mess because it makes me feel less of a tramp if yours is just the same xD (I always tidy like FUCKKK before you come)
46. I love how you can make my breathing turn to like hyperventiliating in only minutes. xD
47. I love your sense of music :D Because it's like almost exactly like mine.. besides the muse bit.
48. I LOVE HOW WE ARE GONNA WATCH PARAMORE TOGETHER :D <3
49. I love how you are already deciding on what to get me for my birthday even though it's MONTHS away :D But seriously, you telling me you love me is enough for me :) xxxxxxxxxx
50. I love how you never use smiley faces. I fucking hate smiley faces. Yes, I felt dirty using the one in 49... but I try and avoid the :P face too and I over use the XD face.
51. I love how you look in guyliner ;)
52. I love how you kiss me loads, and then stop to look into my eyes and leave me waiting wishing I could just kiss you more and how you build the tension that drives me fuckin' INSANE :D then you kiss me like epic loads :D :D
53. I love how I always look like a fuckin' tramp next to you and your gorgeousness, LOL Jks I hate it. But I do love your gorgeousness and thinking how lucky I am to have someone so totally out of my league as you :D xxxxxxxx
54. You're so intellegent. DON'T say you're not because you're by far smarter then me so that would just be an insult. ACCEPT IT.
55. I love how you drink from wine glasses XD ...Just like my brother :|
56. I love how we have little mini fights sometimes on my bed and how I always win ;)
57. I love your sex face :L though we haven't had sex.
58. I love how you don't try controling me and you let me do what I want freely, like piercing my lip (which I plan to do when I'm 16...)
59. I love your dress sense :D
60. I love it when you kiss my neck.
61. I love you picture (; <3
62. I love your nipples ;D
63. Omfg this was supposed to be the first one.. I love your butt ;) You have such a nice arse :D
64. You're hair makes you all manly and sexy ;) I likey. No hair = gross.
65. I love your sexy face ;D
66. I love how you made me switch from 'him' to 'you' until just now because I'm imagining saying this to you all now while typing this xD
67. I love your cute face :D Sorry I know guys dislike the word cute but it is D:! I just wanna kiss it all the time :D!!!
68. I FUCKING LOVE YOUR EYEBROWS. I dunno why.. they just feel so strange to mine XD !! They are awesome.
69. You're nose is like so perfect. Like the perfectist nose I be ever coming across :D
70. I hope to still be having sex with you at this age. ;)
71. I love your dick size ;D
72. I love how you look like a weasle because they are so cute XD!
73. I love it when I make you say my name ;D
74. I love when you stroke me, it makes me feel so wanted.
75. I love how protective of me you are :D
76. I love how perfect you are :D
77. I love how I can call you mine and no one else can :D
78. I love how this has been the best relationship I've ever been in :D You make me actually feel like a teenager and not some boring person that has to constantly impress you and act mature.
79. I love how you're the only person I can think about anymore :D You've takebn over my mind.
79. I love how I beat you at everything and you hate it ;) ...Chubbybunny counted. You was poor at that xD
80. I love how you are repulsed by smoking like I am and I hope you never EVER start.
Or i'll kill you. And I'll love doing it.
81. I love how you never go out of your way to hurt me.
82. (as far as I know) I love how you never lie :D ...besides when you say you love me and I'm beautiful etc...
83. I love how while with you I'll always have someone to talk to and someone that would be interested to hear what I'mn saying :D
84. I love how we have conversations about rooms and positions... XD
85. I love when you tell me if I'm turning you on ;D Makes me feel like I've achieved something..
86. I love how you badmouth all the people I hate to make me feel better XD Even if you barely know them :D xxxx
87. I love how you thought I wouldn't be able to make it to 102 because I don't love you = a bad girlfriend. NOT. :) ...I love how I can rather easily think up 102 and even more reasons why I love you without needing to sit here and think for ages because theres uncountable things :D
88. I love how you have unpop buttons so I can just rip your shirt open dramatically like in the movies :L
89. I love how you whisper "I love you" In my ear :D
90. I love how you always have to reply "I love you too" back :D even though you don't have to, it's not a chore :D xxxxxx
91. I love how we get in them little mini fights when we wanna have the most kisses on the end of msn convos or have to be the last to say 'I LOVE YOU (MORE) NIGHT BYE ! XXXXXXXX' before quickly logging off XD xx
92. I love how you expect to still be able to get erections without the help of viagra at this age :L
93. I love how you've named my boobs xD 'Jessy, James. Prepare for trouble! Make it double.' ...XD Meowth, that's right. Guess who that is?
94. I love how pale you are :D with your uber light eyes and blue black hair you look so sexy it's just unbareable :D TAKE ME NOW!
95. I love how you're such a bitch about everyone that pisses you off to me xD
96. I love how you will dance neked for me in the near future, won't you? :)
97. I love how I can trust you. I don't trust anyone and didn't think i'd be able to ever again but I've never been anymore less then myself to you :D I don't have to like wear some kinda mask to fake laughter or pretend I'm happy or anything, because I'm with you I don't need to pretend :D
98. I love how you are like the missing piece in my soul that makes me who I am and only when I'm with you am I complete :D
99. I love how you are repulsed by twi-hards XD
100. I love how we plan to live forever.
101. I love how I hate pizza crusts and you love them so you can just eat mine and then get extra and so I don't have to have any :D See how perfect we are together?
102. We never ever argue unless it's something stupid like pizza crusts... which are gross. GROSS.
103. You said you like my art :D that's like an uber compliment :D Thank youuu
104. We always make cakes/cookies or whatever together :D!!! Because we are unimaginitive for finding things to do.
105. We always watch movies... yet never watch the movie.
106. You try and teach me guitar sometimes - notice the 'try'
107. Yuu dnt abreviate lyk evry wrd
108. I love how you're the perfect mix of friendly/romantic and sexy ;D
109. I love how you wrote 101 lies for me :D
110. I love it when we're kissing and you push me on the bed and totally take over XD (Sophie, you're probably reading this but it's nothing.. seriously)
111. I fucking LOVE how you always sweep your hair to one side :D!! It's like your sexy signiture move XD
112. I love how you always tell me you miss me and how you can't stop thinking about me :D
113. I love your height :D It's the perfect place for me to snuggle into you and kiss your neck
114. I love how totally unselfish you are :D
115. You're sexy when you're angry ... xD
116. I love it when you say I'm better looking then Hayley Williams even though we both know thats a complete lie XP
117. I love you. I love everything about you. You're what gets me up in the morning and go to bed smiling. There is nothing wrong with you and in my eyes nothing ever will be. You're incredible in every single possible way and I'm so proud to call you my boyfriend and to have someone like you even want to talk to me. I love you bso much and always will, I swear i'll try to keep you happy and to never let you down. I'm sorry if I fuck up sometimes but I will never do something on purpose to hurt you because you're what makes me smile. Without you life would be a shit lonely shit hole with only Jonnie to sarcastically cheer to. Please don't ever leave me because I'll never leave you D: (Unless you fucked Oliver).
I love you x
Saturday, 5 June 2010
OH NOES D;
My laptops gonna die in like 10 minutes so I have to type mega fast so apologises for any spelling errors and shizz. I can't charge it because I broke my fuckin' charger! DX
So I was busy doing what I do best when I'm bored.. go on others formsprings and fuck up their lives ever so slightly, then my mum came upstaires covered in like 10 eggs and I heard people screaming around outside...
I went in my garden to find everyone running around with the hose and throwing eggs at each other...
How the FUCK did I miss out on this? I only got like the last egg that I smashed into my uncles face... BORING.
Also I'm being strangely nice lately.. I mean like REALLY nice.
..Ok ok, just nice.
I went from average, to a bitch to some like angel.. what the fuck? *looks down at shaking hands with buldging eyes* I'm a ... FREAK.
I blame Daniel.
Everythings Daniels fault.
I smell of eggs.
I'm seeing Jack on Mondayyyy :D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I haven't seen him for FOREVER! :D AND WE ARE GONNA WATCH THE ALL TIME LOW DVD AND IT'S GONNA BE AWESOME AND SHIIIIIZZZZ :D :D :DDDDDD
I love you Jack :D xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx (Times 9,999,999...)
Ok erm, what else is there to talk about? ...Well, to talk about that's suitable for this blog anyways xD -OH SHIT.
I JUST REMEMBERED DANDAN AND JAMMIES BIRTHDAYS ON FRIDAY AND I SPENT ALL THEIR MONEYZ ON SHOE LACES, WRIST BANDS AND POSTERS!
...I was supposed to buy a 'Who ya gonna call? GHOST BUSTERS!' poster, because then my awesomeness will be complete...
I bought a fucking politcal issues one instead by accident. Well.. it said the word 'conservatives' and that sounds political ish so IMAH FIRIN MAH LAZOOORRRR
O o
/¯_____________________
| BLAHHHHHH!!!!
\_¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯
*chuckles*
Yeah so I'm trying -and failing- to learn guitar. I'd actually do alright if I could just STRETCH MY FUCKING FINGERS XD
I'm trying to do the beginning to the beginning to Fall out boy - Americas sweethearts.
Look at the tabs I found:
e|-----------|
B|-----------|
G|-10xx1010--|
D|-77xx777---|
A|-77xx777---|
E|-----------|
7 TO 10!? WHAT.THE.FUCK DX
..Then I tried beginning to Mama by My chemical romance and I failed at that too so I don't really have an excuse though...
Yeah, I just suck..
ALSO I'M GONNA SEE PARAMORE WITH JACK IN NOVEMBER :D XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
and Ahaa, I'd think you'd find Spyro is better then Crash Bandicoot.
Oh dear, my battery is failinnggg meeeeee D: BAIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!
..I take the 'I smell of eggs' thing back.. Sophie just walked in and she STINKS.
..bai now xD
So I was busy doing what I do best when I'm bored.. go on others formsprings and fuck up their lives ever so slightly, then my mum came upstaires covered in like 10 eggs and I heard people screaming around outside...
I went in my garden to find everyone running around with the hose and throwing eggs at each other...
How the FUCK did I miss out on this? I only got like the last egg that I smashed into my uncles face... BORING.
Also I'm being strangely nice lately.. I mean like REALLY nice.
..Ok ok, just nice.
I went from average, to a bitch to some like angel.. what the fuck? *looks down at shaking hands with buldging eyes* I'm a ... FREAK.
I blame Daniel.
Everythings Daniels fault.
I smell of eggs.
I'm seeing Jack on Mondayyyy :D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I haven't seen him for FOREVER! :D AND WE ARE GONNA WATCH THE ALL TIME LOW DVD AND IT'S GONNA BE AWESOME AND SHIIIIIZZZZ :D :D :DDDDDD
I love you Jack :D xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx (Times 9,999,999...)
Ok erm, what else is there to talk about? ...Well, to talk about that's suitable for this blog anyways xD -OH SHIT.
I JUST REMEMBERED DANDAN AND JAMMIES BIRTHDAYS ON FRIDAY AND I SPENT ALL THEIR MONEYZ ON SHOE LACES, WRIST BANDS AND POSTERS!
...I was supposed to buy a 'Who ya gonna call? GHOST BUSTERS!' poster, because then my awesomeness will be complete...
I bought a fucking politcal issues one instead by accident. Well.. it said the word 'conservatives' and that sounds political ish so IMAH FIRIN MAH LAZOOORRRR
O o
/¯_____________________
| BLAHHHHHH!!!!
\_¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯
*chuckles*
Yeah so I'm trying -and failing- to learn guitar. I'd actually do alright if I could just STRETCH MY FUCKING FINGERS XD
I'm trying to do the beginning to the beginning to Fall out boy - Americas sweethearts.
Look at the tabs I found:
e|-----------|
B|-----------|
G|-10xx1010--|
D|-77xx777---|
A|-77xx777---|
E|-----------|
7 TO 10!? WHAT.THE.FUCK DX
..Then I tried beginning to Mama by My chemical romance and I failed at that too so I don't really have an excuse though...
Yeah, I just suck..
ALSO I'M GONNA SEE PARAMORE WITH JACK IN NOVEMBER :D XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
and Ahaa, I'd think you'd find Spyro is better then Crash Bandicoot.
Oh dear, my battery is failinnggg meeeeee D: BAIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!
..I take the 'I smell of eggs' thing back.. Sophie just walked in and she STINKS.
..bai now xD
Monday, 31 May 2010
....Erm ok, confusing
Ok Erm... I SWEAR I posted this ages ago but I just found it in my drafts so...
Joel no longer loves BedWin DX Ahh well, she was with Bikalus anyways. either way -The bastard! He can't just throw her in the bin like that, she needs to be loved and cared for D: She's a fuckin' pink ninja, how couldn't he love her?!
I got ditched today at art by Jammie, Mr.Tibbles and Muffins.. so I decided to sneak away and ditch Amango and DanDan XD Amango got pissed and had to walk home by herself for an hour through some fields xD Whoopsies. I found this ammusing :L
I'm currently drawing loadsa mangaaaaa, but good manga for once XD It makes all my work like with Stark and Zoey look REALLY ammature... But still whatever I draw doesn't compare to real manga artists D: (well, it wouldn't, but yanno what I mean, I think)
Moulton festival saturday YAYYY.
At dinner dad said 'I have a really itchy scrotum.. I think it was from a red ant that bit it.'
*silence*
Mum: 'and how did a red ant get there?'
Dad: 'Oh, I put it there ... along with that gerbil. I like the feeling, and watching the children point and laugh at me as I run around screaming in pleasure.'
I finally understand why he is my father.
I decided to pluck my eyebrows because it looked like my pubes where growing on my face.. they were insane.
The pain.
Speaking about my pubes..
No xD
I'll leave that conversation with Jack :L
I sleep with my socks on.
I used to rip off the flesh on the side of my toes with my teeth when I was 5.. now i have scars there, but you can only see them when I'm really wet.. (not in the sexual sense)
Ok.. this is what I found in my drafts. I don't remember it at all and it's obviously very unfinished. When I read it back I was like WTF!??? XD I'mah just post it now...
BAIII..?
Joel no longer loves BedWin DX Ahh well, she was with Bikalus anyways. either way -The bastard! He can't just throw her in the bin like that, she needs to be loved and cared for D: She's a fuckin' pink ninja, how couldn't he love her?!
I got ditched today at art by Jammie, Mr.Tibbles and Muffins.. so I decided to sneak away and ditch Amango and DanDan XD Amango got pissed and had to walk home by herself for an hour through some fields xD Whoopsies. I found this ammusing :L
I'm currently drawing loadsa mangaaaaa, but good manga for once XD It makes all my work like with Stark and Zoey look REALLY ammature... But still whatever I draw doesn't compare to real manga artists D: (well, it wouldn't, but yanno what I mean, I think)
Moulton festival saturday YAYYY.
At dinner dad said 'I have a really itchy scrotum.. I think it was from a red ant that bit it.'
*silence*
Mum: 'and how did a red ant get there?'
Dad: 'Oh, I put it there ... along with that gerbil. I like the feeling, and watching the children point and laugh at me as I run around screaming in pleasure.'
I finally understand why he is my father.
I decided to pluck my eyebrows because it looked like my pubes where growing on my face.. they were insane.
The pain.
Speaking about my pubes..
No xD
I'll leave that conversation with Jack :L
I sleep with my socks on.
I used to rip off the flesh on the side of my toes with my teeth when I was 5.. now i have scars there, but you can only see them when I'm really wet.. (not in the sexual sense)
Ok.. this is what I found in my drafts. I don't remember it at all and it's obviously very unfinished. When I read it back I was like WTF!??? XD I'mah just post it now...
BAIII..?
Friday, 28 May 2010
Oh.. I forgot about this blog thing.
I have so much to say.. that's the problem.
I can't be arsed to write it all up XD
Well ..I'm gonna try and learn a musical instrument first off.
Note the 'try'.
Then I'm gonna watch desperate housewives..
I think I'm in a tradition of watching it while putting egg on my face.
Yeah.. like yesterday I got bored so I cracked an egg and put it on my face.. after a while I got bored so I washed it off... then put a second egg on my face.
Oh how everyone thought I was joking when I said 'Bye, Gonna go put an egg on my face'
So anyways, this may be my last blog for a very long time.. I also havn't checked formspring for ages XD Whenever I go on theres like questions from ages back.
Everyone keeps complaining because I now have relatively blonde hair now.
Well, strawberry blonde.. basically ginger.
Sorry it's not BRIGHT orange anymore? But blondes better XD Ergh I wanted blonde hair so then I could wear black eye makeup and it'll be like WOAHHH!! my eyes would look extreme.. but now it's summer so I only wear gold makeup anyways D: I hate having to look so natural xD But black makeup smudges very easily in the summer.
Ergh summer.. Winter passed so quickly and I swear we had like no spring at all. Where did this sudden sun come from out of no where!?
I need to go on a shopping spree.. But I'm saving up my money for Dan and maybe Jonnies birthdays. I know what I'm gonna get Jonnie XD ..It'll be embarrasing to buy th- OMFG I JUST HAD AN AWESOME IDEA!
..Now that would be VERY embarrassing to buy... but SO funny giving to him XD
Dan can have all Chloes personal posessions to sniff whenever he pleases.
I can't believe we are moving AFTER I redecorate my bedroom with a bagillion band posters.
That's gonna be a bitch removing and packing..
Before I leave I need to end unfinished things though.
Two things really, both will cause pain to atleast two different people. Mostly pyschically but a bit emotionally aswell..
At school weave had a water fight every.single.day this past week.
On wednesday I got completely pwned by everyone.. I was soaking wet in lessons XD Thanks guys.
Then I went undercover (well.. under edwins chair) and sneakily did Jonnies nails BRIGHT pink.
He got really really pissed when he noticed what I was doing. (when he gets pissed he gets violent) and he just put all this water in my face after i said I didnt wanna get wet again, this is just purely because he 'felt like it' so I tipped a giant bottle on his head, then today he got me again today when I wasn't part of the fight and had no bottle or anything (and while holding my fucking art book) because I tipped it on his head.. until I reminded him it was because he did it to me first. So he went 'oh yeah, sorry' so I went to get him back and he STILL went to attack me even when he owed me and I had my artbook.
Ergh fail Jonnie.
Well it's the holidays now so whateverrr, going up to my cousins on Wednesday.. oh the joys.
BAAAAIIIIIIIIIII (for maybe forever XD)
I can't be arsed to write it all up XD
Well ..I'm gonna try and learn a musical instrument first off.
Note the 'try'.
Then I'm gonna watch desperate housewives..
I think I'm in a tradition of watching it while putting egg on my face.
Yeah.. like yesterday I got bored so I cracked an egg and put it on my face.. after a while I got bored so I washed it off... then put a second egg on my face.
Oh how everyone thought I was joking when I said 'Bye, Gonna go put an egg on my face'
So anyways, this may be my last blog for a very long time.. I also havn't checked formspring for ages XD Whenever I go on theres like questions from ages back.
Everyone keeps complaining because I now have relatively blonde hair now.
Well, strawberry blonde.. basically ginger.
Sorry it's not BRIGHT orange anymore? But blondes better XD Ergh I wanted blonde hair so then I could wear black eye makeup and it'll be like WOAHHH!! my eyes would look extreme.. but now it's summer so I only wear gold makeup anyways D: I hate having to look so natural xD But black makeup smudges very easily in the summer.
Ergh summer.. Winter passed so quickly and I swear we had like no spring at all. Where did this sudden sun come from out of no where!?
I need to go on a shopping spree.. But I'm saving up my money for Dan and maybe Jonnies birthdays. I know what I'm gonna get Jonnie XD ..It'll be embarrasing to buy th- OMFG I JUST HAD AN AWESOME IDEA!
..Now that would be VERY embarrassing to buy... but SO funny giving to him XD
Dan can have all Chloes personal posessions to sniff whenever he pleases.
I can't believe we are moving AFTER I redecorate my bedroom with a bagillion band posters.
That's gonna be a bitch removing and packing..
Before I leave I need to end unfinished things though.
Two things really, both will cause pain to atleast two different people. Mostly pyschically but a bit emotionally aswell..
At school weave had a water fight every.single.day this past week.
On wednesday I got completely pwned by everyone.. I was soaking wet in lessons XD Thanks guys.
Then I went undercover (well.. under edwins chair) and sneakily did Jonnies nails BRIGHT pink.
He got really really pissed when he noticed what I was doing. (when he gets pissed he gets violent) and he just put all this water in my face after i said I didnt wanna get wet again, this is just purely because he 'felt like it' so I tipped a giant bottle on his head, then today he got me again today when I wasn't part of the fight and had no bottle or anything (and while holding my fucking art book) because I tipped it on his head.. until I reminded him it was because he did it to me first. So he went 'oh yeah, sorry' so I went to get him back and he STILL went to attack me even when he owed me and I had my artbook.
Ergh fail Jonnie.
Well it's the holidays now so whateverrr, going up to my cousins on Wednesday.. oh the joys.
BAAAAIIIIIIIIIII (for maybe forever XD)
Friday, 21 May 2010
Oh. Oh OK then..
Well, aparently I'm moving house... somewhere 40 minutes away in the middle of a field with no neighbours.
Stranded in my own little mind surrounded by flies, horses, sheep and wild bunnies.
To get away from everything.
To sit in the shade under a pink tree and read. Wash my mind from everything and everyone... just like I wanted.
Wanted, but not want.
But actually, the place is fucking awesome, It's beautiful. It's perfect in every single way. It can't get better. When we've moved in I can have sleep overs all the time in giant tents in the garden (field).
But what about Jack?
I'm sitting here crying like a little baby while mums (coinsedentally) has "AND BIG GIRLS DON'T CRYYY, DON'T CRY DON'T CRY..."
Damn you Fergie.
'Fairy tales don't always have happy endings do they?'
Why does Jack have to be so fucking perfect for me DX He's everything I've ever wanted in a guy.. EVERYTHING.
I mean, Irish was brilliant, but even he had flaws, I just looked over them..
Jack completely crushes him to pieces, he's what made me wake up from a world of depression.
And really, depression is not fun.
And now Jacks being taken away from me aswell..
That's like giving a paedophile a young teenager.. he's happy.. the teenager goes and then he finds a small child, BONUS POINTS!
Until he finds out the kid just gave him HIV, something so great ended with it being totally suckish.
Ok, I'm not sure if thats a good example.. so basically in comparison to if I just left someone normal, leaving Jack is so much harder.
Jack is just so handsome, talented, INCREDIBLY funny, intellgent and has the most beautiful eyes I have ever seen, and I've seen some really transfixing eyes.
2 Months with Jack :'D I love you (Jack) xxxxxxxxxxx
Sorry this blog is rather more depressing then funny but yeah, I find this really sad.
Omfg awkwardnneeeesssss.
This house estate person (Jay) rating how much her house would cost came along with us, he looked about 30 with gelled up hair and a cute round baby face and today I just looked normal (Trampy, rugged and old looking) and in the bar the host lady said 'Paul! this can't be your daughter, you're way to young. Ahh, and whos this? *looking at Jay* Is this your daughters partner?'
*silence, I look at him*
Jay: Err, no.
Lady: Awh, you sure? ;)
*silence, we just ignore her*
then dad just randomly leaves us two alone while i'm chuking down my J2O and he has his beer.. there was complete silence for like 10 minutes til dad came back.
and then the lady showing us around the house was like
'Yeah, I'm selling the house for erm, more personal reasons I don't really want to get into'
*silence*
'Well, you see, my husband can just be so, well, yeah sometimes and..'
Dad: 'Yeah, let's not get into it then' :) (Trying to stay professional)
...Fuck you dad. I wanted gossip on her love life crashing to pieces XD
I had a spanish speaking exam today... I started revising at 1 this morning.
Mum was drunk and got pissed, so she locked me in the kitchen and told to sit down on a chair so she could shout at me.
In the mean time I coulda been revising -_-'
Drunk mum FTL.
Yeah, the easiest question ever I failed on..
"Cuáles son tus pasatiempos?"
*ten seconds pass...*
"errm... leer.. No wait, I mean, me gusta leer. Ergh... Juego con al.. no el.. ordenador y.. stuff."
"Qué vas hacer esta noche o el sábado próximo?"
"... ermmmm :/... No comprendo?"
*Insert Mr. Sanchez's unimpressed face here*
"Qué debe hacer le gente para tener un estilo de vida saludable?"
*silence* ...*blushes* "No comprendo. Lo siento Senor Sanchez" D:
he actually facepalmed.
Ergh, my room is so spammed with posters, hello kitty and Gloomy bear now... you (almost) cant see the wall at all anymore.
Awesome.
Oh, everyone at school shouted at Jammie today, all telling him to get out of our group because he said he hates us all and he's basically only hanging with us because he has no where else to go..
I have no idea why, but I actually backed up Jonnie and shouted back at Lauren for having a lair after Amanda and Rehul already had.
Everyone got confused at why the hell I was backing him up when I should hate him the most, he hits me all the time, calls me names and baiscally treats me like shit.
But no one deserves everyone ganging up on you like that, and I don't want Jammie to go D: He's like one of my best friends. I couldn't give a fuck if he is using me and said he hates me, it's not like I don't also make it obvious all the time how much I hate everyone around me and that I'm only using them for food and entertainment :) and sex.
Well anyways, Jammie better not fucking go anywhere otherwise I'mah go apeshit on his arse.
I dunno what's happened... but all of a sudden I've turned.. nice.
Jammie said he didn't like it, I've lost my touch.
I agree, I've turned into a big ol' softy. I blame Joel, he's like freakishly nice and whenever I say something mean anymore I just think about how bad I might look infront of people even if I'm just joking or how I could actually hurt feelings...
Ergh. Gross. When ever did I start considering other people? O.o
Anyways, I'm going now, BAIIIII
I'm going now XD BAIIIII
Stranded in my own little mind surrounded by flies, horses, sheep and wild bunnies.
To get away from everything.
To sit in the shade under a pink tree and read. Wash my mind from everything and everyone... just like I wanted.
Wanted, but not want.
But actually, the place is fucking awesome, It's beautiful. It's perfect in every single way. It can't get better. When we've moved in I can have sleep overs all the time in giant tents in the garden (field).
But what about Jack?
I'm sitting here crying like a little baby while mums (coinsedentally) has "AND BIG GIRLS DON'T CRYYY, DON'T CRY DON'T CRY..."
Damn you Fergie.
'Fairy tales don't always have happy endings do they?'
Why does Jack have to be so fucking perfect for me DX He's everything I've ever wanted in a guy.. EVERYTHING.
I mean, Irish was brilliant, but even he had flaws, I just looked over them..
Jack completely crushes him to pieces, he's what made me wake up from a world of depression.
And really, depression is not fun.
And now Jacks being taken away from me aswell..
That's like giving a paedophile a young teenager.. he's happy.. the teenager goes and then he finds a small child, BONUS POINTS!
Until he finds out the kid just gave him HIV, something so great ended with it being totally suckish.
Ok, I'm not sure if thats a good example.. so basically in comparison to if I just left someone normal, leaving Jack is so much harder.
Jack is just so handsome, talented, INCREDIBLY funny, intellgent and has the most beautiful eyes I have ever seen, and I've seen some really transfixing eyes.
2 Months with Jack :'D I love you (Jack) xxxxxxxxxxx
Sorry this blog is rather more depressing then funny but yeah, I find this really sad.
Omfg awkwardnneeeesssss.
This house estate person (Jay) rating how much her house would cost came along with us, he looked about 30 with gelled up hair and a cute round baby face and today I just looked normal (Trampy, rugged and old looking) and in the bar the host lady said 'Paul! this can't be your daughter, you're way to young. Ahh, and whos this? *looking at Jay* Is this your daughters partner?'
*silence, I look at him*
Jay: Err, no.
Lady: Awh, you sure? ;)
*silence, we just ignore her*
then dad just randomly leaves us two alone while i'm chuking down my J2O and he has his beer.. there was complete silence for like 10 minutes til dad came back.
and then the lady showing us around the house was like
'Yeah, I'm selling the house for erm, more personal reasons I don't really want to get into'
*silence*
'Well, you see, my husband can just be so, well, yeah sometimes and..'
Dad: 'Yeah, let's not get into it then' :) (Trying to stay professional)
...Fuck you dad. I wanted gossip on her love life crashing to pieces XD
I had a spanish speaking exam today... I started revising at 1 this morning.
Mum was drunk and got pissed, so she locked me in the kitchen and told to sit down on a chair so she could shout at me.
In the mean time I coulda been revising -_-'
Drunk mum FTL.
Yeah, the easiest question ever I failed on..
"Cuáles son tus pasatiempos?"
*ten seconds pass...*
"errm... leer.. No wait, I mean, me gusta leer. Ergh... Juego con al.. no el.. ordenador y.. stuff."
"Qué vas hacer esta noche o el sábado próximo?"
"... ermmmm :/... No comprendo?"
*Insert Mr. Sanchez's unimpressed face here*
"Qué debe hacer le gente para tener un estilo de vida saludable?"
*silence* ...*blushes* "No comprendo. Lo siento Senor Sanchez" D:
he actually facepalmed.
Ergh, my room is so spammed with posters, hello kitty and Gloomy bear now... you (almost) cant see the wall at all anymore.
Awesome.
Oh, everyone at school shouted at Jammie today, all telling him to get out of our group because he said he hates us all and he's basically only hanging with us because he has no where else to go..
I have no idea why, but I actually backed up Jonnie and shouted back at Lauren for having a lair after Amanda and Rehul already had.
Everyone got confused at why the hell I was backing him up when I should hate him the most, he hits me all the time, calls me names and baiscally treats me like shit.
But no one deserves everyone ganging up on you like that, and I don't want Jammie to go D: He's like one of my best friends. I couldn't give a fuck if he is using me and said he hates me, it's not like I don't also make it obvious all the time how much I hate everyone around me and that I'm only using them for food and entertainment :) and sex.
Well anyways, Jammie better not fucking go anywhere otherwise I'mah go apeshit on his arse.
I dunno what's happened... but all of a sudden I've turned.. nice.
Jammie said he didn't like it, I've lost my touch.
I agree, I've turned into a big ol' softy. I blame Joel, he's like freakishly nice and whenever I say something mean anymore I just think about how bad I might look infront of people even if I'm just joking or how I could actually hurt feelings...
Ergh. Gross. When ever did I start considering other people? O.o
Anyways, I'm going now, BAIIIII
I'm going now XD BAIIIII
Sunday, 16 May 2010
This blog making is becoming a boring chore now.
Also on Friday some girl called Emily said she was a Man U supporter, so Dan (Not DanDan, another one) said 'Ok, name 11 of their players' so she said 'Erm... is Gary Glitter one?' *facepalm*
Miss went into a fit of laughter so she got all defensive and said 'What??! I saw a picture of him with a football top on in Google images.'
I have a massive sience exam in like 10 days. Guess what I'm gonna do?
Not revise.
:D Yay failiure.
If I tried my very VERY hardest, I may get a B.. I'm hoping for A's so fuck it, I'm not gonna make it. I'll just own a small Kennel company with mum that dad can buy us and we get like £6000 a week. (Yes, mum's planned this, she cba to do hairdressing anymores).
Ooohh, I got bored of the ginger so nowww I'm going golden blonde. I was supposed to have my hair dyed today but I wanted to play out instead. I'm gonna have it brown on the side and front.
This is because Jammie said that he wouldn't talk to me anymorez if I went blonde because I'd look plastic and yadda yadda...
I don't care, that's the price I'm willing to pay for him to not speak to me anymore xD
I kid Jammie D: - Kinda.
Ooohhhh so playing out today was funfun, we had Muffins and Mr. Tibbles and DanDan and Jammie and Amango and EdFail and Sarah and JakJak and Zarah and ... I think that's it.
And Jak and Sarah ;) ?
Ohhh and then we played dares and I had to go up to an angry ...what so you call a gathering of cows? Herd? ... Well yeah, a whole load of them, like a bazillion trillion million (Meh, bout 35?)
But they were all glaring at us like 'Biatches on our field, whatchu playin' at fools? imah pop a hoof up yo ass.' - It was very intimidating. They were giving me 'the eye' and I'm sure if they could click their non existant fingers, they would have.
Cows chase people.
I went over the wire fence but they were really scary so I went to them a bit.. then came back. Aparently now I'm the group wuss D: No, I just don't wanna hug pissed off cows. I have a fear of horses and cows are basically the same.. just less elegant and more muscley.
I filmed EdFail screaming, waving his arms and running in two circles around a random man we didn't know but it didn't save. DX ERGHH!! It was funny.
Oh, I might move house to somewhere really far away in the country side with like no other houses around and the garden is like almost as big as our estate :L but I'm not gonna talk about it much because it's only a might and it's very expensive and dad would have to sell all over houses, his Mercedes and motorbikes to have it, which he says he would do but I dunno.. without any of his toys I think he would be VERY upset, he says all this now but when it actually comes to selling them... XD
Which means potentially no longer playing out, seeing Jack or anything.. well, atleast I wouldn't have to walk home anymore.
xD I kid Jackkk, I don't care about not walking home more then you or my friends D: I think being isolated would kill me XD Well, drive me slowly insane.
I don't know why everyone says I'm so crazy.. no, I'm really not XD I have a talent on pulling awesomely dramatic facial expressions, that doesn't sudden mean I'm perching on peoples shoulders and nibbling on their ears.
However if I could, I so fucking would.
School tomorrow, the start of the one week cycle repeating it self
over
and over
and over again.
I don't know how, but all of a sudden out of nowhere I'm getting really good at English, really REALLY sucky at Science and meh at art.
I swear like a year ago I was fucking AWESOME at Art, megaly good at Science and average in English. What's happened? D:
So all around, I've dropped in my grades dramatically XD
Imah going now.. BAIIII
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